Self Portrait

This one is titled "fleeing the scene; a narrow boat adventure".

Please note that the eyes on this one don't just follow you around the room but all the way home to your bathroom. 

They seem to say "yes, I've been entertained by dial-up" or "I don't believe you'll ever look up to a window and see a ghost if that window is double glazed".

A lot of art experts have called the moustache "effortless".